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Something Ironic
If you've lucked out in the snob friend lottery, you'll have a snob who has a highly-developed sense of irony—or one who thinks they do. Buy them one of Brian Lichtenberg's tongue-in-chic sweats, tees, or baseball caps—featuring the logos "Feline" ($98) or "Homies" ($98). Or you can always default to the now-classic (and our favorite): Cartel's "Comme des Fuck Down" collection—though we're not sure where you'd be able to wear that without offending small children and the general puritan public.