Nothing—not even Starbucks' Peppermint Lattes—screams "Hark! The holidays are here!" like the Ugly Christmas Sweater.
We searched high and low for the most tinsel-laden, brilliantly-beaded, petrifying pullovers to bring you the best of the worst styles of 2012.
From the blatantly offensive to the downright hilarious to, of course, the traditionally tacky, these 10 scary sweaters are sure to turn your holy night into a holy fright.