The thing about snobs is that they like to show off and they like their egos stroked (annoying). The other thing about snobs is that they take themselves so seriously, they can't always tell when they're being mocked (cha-cha-ching!).
Mock and stroke all-in-one this holiday season with these super-cool Partners & Spade Backdated Confidence Trophies
($75 each), which you can have customized to say whatever the heck you want it to say. Then, use according to instructions: "Place it within your view until you believe it is true. You are a winner."