"Bare Fleshy" Bits, Side-Boob Banned at This Year's Grammys


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Uh-oh. This year's Grammy Awards are going to have far fewer "bare fleshy under curves," thanks to some hilariously specific guidelines issued by CBS' Standards and Practices department. 

"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered," the manifesto, which was posted on Deadspin, begins. "Thong type costumes are problematic." 

Under-butt is specifically banned. Sorry, Miley! 

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As is "under curvature of the breasts," "female breast nippples," and, confusingly, "puffy" genital skin. 

Behold, the whole statement, below: 
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