Dating Dealbreaker: Jorts


(Pacific Coast News)

Don't look at me, I'm wearing jorts. (Pacific Coast News)
Here's the deal: If Mark Wahlberg and his six-pack can't pull off a look, the odds of any other man doing so are slim to none. So, the fact that even Marky Mark looks absolutely ridiculous wearing a pair of jean shorts on the set of his latest film should convince men to leave this denim disaster in the '90s. Right?

Apparently not, because it seems jorts (that's jeans + shorts) continue to pop up on city streets everywhere. Recently, we even spotted a dude celebrating Father's Day at a particularly swanky restaurant wearing cut-off jorts with a form-fitting mank. You can't make this stuff up, people!

Whether cut off at the knee, utility style, or (gasp!) short shorts, we implore men everywhere to just say no. Yes, Joel Madden, we're talking to you.

Still not convinced that jorts are pretty much the worst thing ever? Feel free to check out Jorts.com for some truly cringe-worthy examples of the dating dealbreaker in action.

Let us know what you think. Are jorts ever a do?
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