Dating Dealbreaker: Patchy Facial Hair
Keanue Reeves, Ashton Kutcher (Getty)
Dude, what's with the facial hair? (Getty)
As for beards, let's just leave that look to Daniel Day Lewis when he's playing Abe Lincoln, shall we?
But if there's anything we loathe more than the sight of a full, itchy beard on a man, it's a sparse and patchy one.
Take Keanu Reeves and Ashton Kutcher, for instance. Both are handsome men who, for some inexplicable reason, seem intent on obscuring their perfect bone structure with atrocious tufts of hair.
Look, we get it. You want to show the world you can grow facial hair. But lacking the ability to successfully and completely do so is essentially Mother Nature's way of saying, "This look is not for you."
Would you date a dude with patchy facial hair? Cast your vote and sound off in the comments!