Dear Men, Please Take Your _____ Off.
Matt Damon, Dax Shepard, Ian Somerhalder (Getty, Bauer Griffin)
Yo, K-Fed. Britney Spears called. She wants her fedora back. (Mavrix)
Now if you're throwing on a hat because you're simply too lazy to do your hair, think of it this way: Girls spend hours upon hours straightening, curling, braiding and beautifying our hair. Some of us (cough, Lauren Conrad), even spend 7 hours perfecting our tresses! Combing your hair and using some gel takes what, a minute? Deal with it.
If you're relying on the ol' fedora because you think it'll give you a mysterious Humphrey Bogart vibe, think again. This is not the 1950s. You are not Don Draper. You know who wears fedoras these days? The guys from Jersey Shore. Oh, and K-Fed, too.
If being associated with the aforementioned dudes doesn't scare some sense into you, we don't know what will. So take off the fedora and repeat the following 3 times. I am not starring in an Usher video. I am not Indiana Jones. I will not wear a fedora.
Speak up! Are you for or against fedoras? Cast your vote and sound off in the comments below!
If you need more evidence to make your decision? Check out our fedora lookbook: