I get it. You want to show off those newly tanned and shaved legs, or maybe even your supremely toned tush. So do I (living in a five floor walk up has it's perks, you know). But even with five hours at pilates a day and at least two hours tanning, underbutt is still underbutt. Basically, like an unexpected nip slip at the Superbowl, no one wants to see the extra junk in your trunk.
Miley herself sang on her Hannah Montana "Nobody's Perfect," and it's true, nobody's perfect. But celebs, three strikes, and your out. Whether you are raging at the shore or casually shopping, there is no need for a peepshow on your backside.