Dating Dealbreaker: The Stache
Michael Phelps, Adam Levine, Michael Cera (Bauer Griffin, FameFlynet Pictures)
Sorry Bradley Cooper, you're way more kissable sans stache. (Getty)Recent pictures of a mustache-sporting Adam Levine left us asking one question: Why Adam, why? Fortunately, the answer seems to be related to a new movie role (*breathes huge sigh of relief*). Still, this makes us wonder: If Mr. Moves Like Jagger can't quite pull off a stache, who can?
In short, unless you're Burt Reynolds, Hulk Hogan, or Mario and Luigi, just don't do it. It's 2012, not the set of a '70s porn flick. Unless you're consciously looking to skeeve-out the object of your affection and make her wonder if you're the dude she just saw circle the block in a white windowless van, a mustache probably isn't the way to go.
As a general rule of thumb, if the hottest dudes in Hollywood can't make something look good, it's probably best to pass altogether (we're looking at you, Ed Westwick).
Need some more convincing about the perils of the stache? Check out these hotties with and without facial fringe.
Zac Efron (PacificCoastNews, FameFlynet Pictures)
Jude Law (PacificCoastNews)
Adam Levine (NBC, Bauer Griffin)
You tell us, do you like a mustachioed man?