The look on the raccoon's face says it all.
Well, here's one good thing about tween dream Hannah Montana's fruity signature fragrance
: it repels raccoons!
Yup, it's true. When applied liberally, the Disney perfume, which launched in 2009 and contains notes of peach, jasmine, orange, and honeysuckle, makes raccoons not want to bite you.
How do we know? This video
—made by a shirtless older man with a really long beard (to be fair, not the usual Hannah Montana fragrance demographic)—clearly demonstrates the before and after effect of raccoon vs. Miley Cyrus' alter ego.
The 'coon didn't stand a chance.