Dita Von Teese Would Never Wear ____.
The New York Times profiled Dita Von Teese this weekend, and while the paper was grilling the burlesque-star-turned-fashion-icon on her personal style, Von Teese's manager Melissa Dishell interjected.
"Dita doesn't wear jeans," she said.
Okay, that's not so surprising. I mean, this is what the woman wears on a beer run at Coachella.
And this is her version of casual brunch attire.
But still, no jeans ever? After browsing through Dita's style snapshots, It looks like these high-waisted sailor pants are the closest she's come to wearing denim in the past few years.
What do you think of Von Teese's commitment to ultra-ladylike looks? And tell us, what else can you just not picture her wearing? Uggs? Self-tanner? Hoodies? Sound off in the comments below!