(Photo via Facebook)
This guy — Andrew W.K.
, a musician, new-age self-help motivational speaker, and perhaps most noteably, the
man behind 2001's hit album I Get Wet
— is now the face for Playtex's brand-new Fresh + Sexy Wipes.
These wipes, if you're wondering, are exactly what you think they are: moist (moist!
) towelettes for your lady bits!
is most certainly the face you want to think of before and after — or to be completely, uh, straight-forward, definitely not during
— sexytime.(Photo by Getty)
We'll give you a moment to let that sink in.
The so-called "King of Partying" released an official statement today — via Facebook
, so obviously it's offish — about the new promotion gig. It said: "I'm the new face of Fresh + Sexy wipes by Playtex! Even when partying hard, I'm clean where it counts!
And no. This is not a joke. We're actually not sure what's more offensive/hilarious here — Andrew W.K.
representing va-jay-jays or these (very real) ads from the Fresh + Sexy website
And last but not least — our personal favorite. (If that's even the right word, here...)
There you have it, folks. Happy Hump Day!